Cop-Out--the underground newspaper of Lanai High, 1970: Issue 8, page 1

Our last "death Issue" begins with a blistering editorial by Colbert excoriating the passivity and complacency of our readers. It could be published tomorrow in the Honolulu Advertiser and be as valid as it was 33 years ago. His wry "announcement" about the P.T.A. meeting is also a classic. I had a good time puncturing all the rumors that students were simply too dumb to have written the "Cop-Out."