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A note of thanks to those who buy a book: As an independent writer, book sales are a substantial part of my income. I receive no funding from any university, trust fund, think-tank, shadowy C.I.A. front or government agency. Thank you for throwing caution and rationality to the winds and buying my work.
Retail price: $16.99
Genres: romantic comedy, screwball comedy, Shakespearean send-up
Perfect Gift for: Anyone seeking a few hours of comedic escapism, a light read/laugh with ample doses of absurdist humor and sex-related hijinks.
Who should pass: Anyone offended by absurdist humor, non-graphic sexual references, San Francisco locales or Shakespearean gender mix-ups.
Sex/violence level: sexy suggestiveness in adult situations (for mature audiences)
Crossing swords on the cyber-battlefield of online auctions, curmudgeons Alexia and Ross each win rare collectibles the other needs to escape financial doom. Each recruits a young neighbor (Kylie and Robin) to coax the key collectible from the other. Their schemes go awry and the resulting complications push all four to the brink of financial and romantic ruin. Set in San Francisco, this is a deliciously distracting romantic romp. For Bidding for Love home page (sample chapters)
Four Bidding For Love (print, $16.99)
Retail price: $16.99
Genres: young adult fiction, adventure, travel adventure
Perfect Gift for: mature teenagers 15-19 (female and male), anyone visiting France or China, those seeking an adventurous read
Who should pass: Those seeking a slow-paced sensitive coming-of-age tale set in a quiet English flower garden. (These girls use throwing stars.) Parents of young teens should read the book first to judge if it is appropriate.
Sex/violence level: some martials arts, a few kisses; threatening situations and occasional sexual innuendo.
Sixteen-year old Claire, overprotected her entire life by a hardworking worry-wart Mom, must now find the father she never knew in Paris, France, and soon, or she'll never have the chance: he'll be dead.
What starts out as a simple summer visit to Paris with her best friend Camden and their guardian, Claire's spinster aunt May, quickly splinters into multiple mysteries: where is her father? What did he do to make such tenacious enemies? The silver ring he sent her--can it really protect her? What do the ring's Chinese characters mean?
Claire and her plucky friend Camden are soon up to their eyebrows in predicaments no one could possibly predict, each one more impossible to escape than the last. With the aid of a peculiarly skillful friend they make along the way, Claire and Camden end up fighting for their lives--and for Claire's wayward father's freedom--in a shadowy Shanghai and an underground Paris few ever see--or would want to see. The first chapter.
Retail price: $14.99
Genres: humor, zany adventure, social satire, crime/Hollywood/media send-up
Perfect Gift for: Anyone seeking a few hours of escapism, a light read/laugh with delicious doses of satire and sex.
Who should pass: Anyone offended by the Kama Sutra, absurdist humor, spoofs of sacred cows and the occasional firearms accident.
Sex/violence level: a few shootings with a tiny .22, sexy suggestiveness in adult situations (for mature audiences)
After his last one-night stand--a new baby and a crushing mortgage came hand in hand-- the last thing Hollywood has-been Hayward West expected was to fall in love.
But as 19-year old Valentina, fresh from a border crossing, wolfed down four tamales in a row, he was wildly, uncontrollably, passionately in love. She needed $25,000 to save her father, and he needed $250,000 to stave off bankruptcy. There was a way to raise the cash and win the woman he desired, but it required a marriage--a marriage of many things... The first chapter.
Retail price: $14.99
Genres: "Thinking persons espionage adventure," travel adventure, spy thriller
Perfect Gift for: Readers who favor spy/adventure stories with some humor, sharp male and female characters and a dash of techno-gadgetry, anyone visiting Europe for the 1st time, those seeking light/fun escapism/intrigue.
Sex/violence level: Occasional pain and suffering, two suggestive romantic scenes (for mature audiences)
Garrett Trask needed a job, badly--and this weird one would do. If only he knew ....
"At some point you're willing to take a job, any job, just to break the dispiriting cycle of looking for work: hopeful application, positive interview, anxious wait, polite rejection, numbing disappointment. Getting tipsy and wandering onto the Golden Gate Bridge in a deep fog was an optional step six, and then it was back to step one again."
So begins a tale of espionage, betrayal, treachery, exotic locales, and events too outlandish to give away here. Both a thriller and a gentle send-up of that genre, this will appeal to fans of "thinking persons spy tales" and realistic sci-fi. The first chapter.
Retail price: $14.99
Genres: contemporary romance, contemporary women's fiction, literary romance
Perfect Gift for: Any young male seeking insight into the complexities of adult romance, any female reader who is drawn to a 29-year old mixed-race libertine who does not think of herself as a libertine.
Who should pass: Anyone offended by non-graphic sexy love scenes, guys who hate complex/sensitive women, anyone offended by sex/affairs/adultery
Sex/violence level: no violence, large doses of flirting, sex play and adultery in adult situations (for mature audiences)
Verona Uyeki is in a romantic pickle she never expected; three men claim to love her, but she only loves one. Two want to marry her, but not the one she is mad for. Beset by family pressures and precarious finances, Verona must respond by Sunday to a suitor's sudden ultimatum. On the weekend she must decide between the three, her first love pays her a surprise visit in San Francisco. What a young woman from Hawaii remembers, and discovers about herself, is also unexpected....
"A line from Mimi's last letter came to heró"how did such a smart girl like you get in such a pickle?"óand she thought, you don't know the half of it.
The Genet quote which she'd buried in her journal came to her, and its sweet-sour taste of exalted imprisonment struck her anew: "Anyone who hasn't experienced the ecstasy of betrayal knows nothing about ecstasy at all." Excerpt from first chapter.
Retail price: $14.99
Genres: action/adventure, war, spiritual quest, family drama
Perfect Gift for: Anyone drawn to a tale of The Desert War's aftermath on a seemingly lightly injured National Guard soldier; readers who seek an adventure story of romance, wrenching combat, and the overcoming of shattering spiritual and marital crises.
Who should pass: Anyone offended by death, small-arms combat, non-graphic sex/love scenes, the St. Jacques de Compostelle pilgrimage, funerals and spiritual renewal.
Sex/violence level: Graphic depictions of combat, killing and death. Non-graphic depictions of sex/love scenes. (for mature audiences)
Not everyone who served in the Desert War returned home untroubled. When all the other cures for a wounded soul have failed, then action may be the only cure left.
"My Dear Collette:
It is the fondest wish of any parent that their child might learn from their own painful mistakes rather than from the harsh school of experience, and as foolish as this hope may be, I have held nothing back in the belief that unadorned honesty is more likely to be of value to you than half-truths." The first chapter.
Retail price: $20.00 (currently discounted to $15 on Amazon)
263 pages (The Permanent Press, NY, 2006)
Genres: road trip, coming of age, humor, spiritual quest
Perfect Gift for: Anyone interested in smart-mouthed young Hapa (mixed-race) guys cruising across country in an old Dodge Lancer. Anyone who finds "On the Road" interesting but dated, those who enjoy U.S. travel
Who should pass: Anyone offended by slang/vocabulary they don't (yet) know, readers who prefer a strictly linear story-telling, those offended by youth and their annoying desire to skewer sacred cows--even cellphones (gasp).
Sex/violence level: One scene each of fisticuffs violence and suggestive sex. (for mature audiences)
"Alex says itís me, but itís him. Itís got to be him, because this kind of weird griff never happens when Iím alone.
Take our bus ride from Kansas City. It should have been the snooziest cruise in the Universe to get to Alexís uncleís farm in Liberty. But no, everybody else on the bus makes it to Iowa except us. Why? Alex." The first chapter.
Excerpted stories from the book:
Additional material--ideas for homework papers, a cryptological puzzle and other bits: More about ISL.
"I can faithfully report that one falls in love with a homeless woman in the same manner as one falls in love with any other woman: your eyes meet, and some spark passes between you which is beyond easy description."
"I discovered my motherís secret life some years ago. But only recently have I come to understand the sense of duty that unified her parallel lives. As my own have fallen apart, I have a renewed sense of respect for her during the years my father served overseas...."
A listing of all short stories/excerpts:
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