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The Future of Real Estate Investment Management
(August 18, 2006)
Looking into my cracked crystal ball, I caught a glimpse of a certain Joe E. Blow,
Real Estate Investment Management, and was able to discern how his marketing campaign changed in
the future. I might have missed a few details in the blurry fog within the crystal,
but this is what I saw:
May 2005:
Joseph E. Blow
Real Estate Investment Management
I can help you locate, finance and trade properties in all 50 states:
Second homes
Oceanview investment properties
farmland and forestry investment opportunities
preconstruction investing
No documentation adjustable-rate loans
May 2006:
Joseph E. Blow
Real Estate Investment Management
I can help you sell properties in all 50 states:
Second homes
Oceanview investment properties
farmland and forestry parcels
first-rate staging services
re-finance ARMs to fixed-rate loans
May 2007:
Joseph E. Blow
Real Estate Foreclosure Management
I can help you exit problem properties in all 50 states:
negotiated foreclosures
bankruptcy attorney referrals
tax liability management
online auctions (in yuan, yen and euros)
depression/loss/financial counseling
May 2008:
Joseph E. Blow
Real Estate Management
I can help you care for your property:
yardwork
maintenance and repair
pet care/dog walking
eBay sales of your remaining valuables
garage sales are my specialty
solar panel installation
May 2009:
Joseph E. Blow
Services and Sales
Your source for service!
full line of energy conservation products
solar panel installation
vacation pet care
yard maintenance/water conservation
wheatgrass/interior gardening
custom quilting/re-caning service
Isn't it great how Joe transformed himself from an entirely non-productive citizen in 2005,
producing nothing of value, into a productive entrepreneur providing an array of services
by 2009?
For more on this subject and a wide array of other topics, please visit
my weblog.
copyright © 2006 Charles Hugh Smith. All rights reserved in all media.
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